Patrick MorrisinSlackjawParents, Our Recent Colonization by Alien Arthropods Means Changes to Your Child’s Pick-Up and…I’m writing this on the back of an old cafeteria menu, so please read carefully and pass it on!3 min read·Jan 10, 2023--2--2
Patrick MorrisFAQs about the CDC’s Renewed Recommendations Against Feeding Mogwai After MidnightA recent surge in reported property damage and maimed pets resulting from the latest Gremlin outbreak has prompted the CDC, once again, to…3 min read·May 19, 2022----
Patrick MorrisI’d Like to Apologize for My Apology for Comments Made in my Recent Pumpkin Spice Scones Recipe…Once again, I apologize for inappropriate comments made in yesterday’s public apology for comments made in the April 5 recipe post for my…3 min read·Jan 28, 2022----